You Don't Have to Rub It In

I'm gay. I'm a discreet gay guy. For some of you who don't know what that means, it means I look and act straight but I'm not. Just imagine Ricky Martin or Matt Bomer but not as hot. Lol.

Almost all of my friends know I'm gay because I'm pretty open about it. I don't want to be ashamed of who I am and I certainly don't want to pretend to be something I'm not. That's pathetic.

I'm gay and my friends are cool with it. Strangely enough, 99% of my friends are straight. I'm leaving 1% because nothing's perfectly certain and maybe someone decides to be on the hiding. FYI, I don't necessarily choose my friends. It just so happens that I don't have gay friends. I may know and may be acquainted with a couple of gay people but that's just about it. I am very fond of funny gays, though - the humorous ones, not the unnecessarily noisy ones. They're annoying.

Even if I'm openly gay (that means if you ask me if I'm gay, I'll say yes), I still get offended by people who tell it to my face. I get offended because it is very unnecessary. I mean, I don't label or shove it up people's ass if they're straight. Do people do that? No, they don't so why would you make it more obvious to me that I'm gay? It's sexist.

So if you don't intend to insult anyone gay, stop it with the slapping.